Give It To Me Ray!
If you're not listening to Ray Lamontagne, then start! By far the best new artist out there. Video is from 8/29 Conan O'Brien show. Ray is singing his new single, "Three More Days." This song makes me all tingly inside -- watch out!
8.31.2006
8.21.2006
Here's To You Mom!
This blog is dedicated to Mom -- the Maker of the Madness; the original milf; the reason three girls and a boy exist.
For all you blog fans (i.e. those who read this blog because I nag) who loved the sage advice from Mom in this blog's debut post (Three Girls and a Boy: Can Paris Bring Peace in the Middle East?), here's your next fix:
1) "The more people I meet, the more normal I feel." In response to a favorite family pastime comparing the level of our dysfunction to that of other families. Current conclusion: everybody is fucked up.
2) "Life is better when you have fewer expectations." This quote pretty much sums up my current dating situation. But dammit, since when is it okay to settle for so little?
3) "There's nothing wrong in wanting to know if he's different or like all the other assholes." See #2. So far the assholes are winning.
4) "If I have to put a bowl of condoms on the coffee table I will." Mom's insistence that the three girls and a boy practice safe sex while living under her roof.
For all you blog fans (i.e. those who read this blog because I nag) who loved the sage advice from Mom in this blog's debut post (Three Girls and a Boy: Can Paris Bring Peace in the Middle East?), here's your next fix:
1) "The more people I meet, the more normal I feel." In response to a favorite family pastime comparing the level of our dysfunction to that of other families. Current conclusion: everybody is fucked up.
2) "Life is better when you have fewer expectations." This quote pretty much sums up my current dating situation. But dammit, since when is it okay to settle for so little?
3) "There's nothing wrong in wanting to know if he's different or like all the other assholes." See #2. So far the assholes are winning.
4) "If I have to put a bowl of condoms on the coffee table I will." Mom's insistence that the three girls and a boy practice safe sex while living under her roof.
8.10.2006
The funniest SH*T I've ever seen!
Flavor Flav to Us Weekly magazine:
"That was one of the most memorable points of the show right now. That girl making a poop on the floor. And six cameras caught her picking it up off the floor, trying to smear it with her hand, and then it caught her smelling her hand, and when she was going up the stairs another piece dropped out of her. It made a crazy odor in the house, I swear that odor was so bad you might be able to smell it though the TV. It was kind of gross."
Flavor Flav to Us Weekly magazine:
"That was one of the most memorable points of the show right now. That girl making a poop on the floor. And six cameras caught her picking it up off the floor, trying to smear it with her hand, and then it caught her smelling her hand, and when she was going up the stairs another piece dropped out of her. It made a crazy odor in the house, I swear that odor was so bad you might be able to smell it though the TV. It was kind of gross."
8.09.2006
Mr. Blu goes on a Hike
Vacation has gone something like this: Morning. Wake up. Take Blu for a two-poop walk and play ball. Try to read while he fetches the ball and returns it to my lap, insistant that I throw it right away. Yell at Blu for eating the cat food. Afternoon. Take Blu for walk and maybe a poop. Play ball. Yell at Blu for eating the cat food. Play ball.
Today was a special day: Mr Blu and I went on a hike to see a waterfall. He liked it very much. How do I know? Because he told me.
Today was a special day: Mr Blu and I went on a hike to see a waterfall. He liked it very much. How do I know? Because he told me.
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