Blacksburg, Virginia is expecting high temperatures in the 40s today. This can mean two things ladies and gentlemen:
1. My Raynaud's Phenomenon will be back in full force until April
2. It's time for us all to bust out our winter vocab.
Thanks to urbandictionary.com, I have provided you with a mini-vocabulary lesson. Read up, learn something, and use these terms while engaging in conversation today (preferably professional conversation).
1. As cold as a witches tit: an object that is extremely cold
Sentence use: The air is as cold as a witches tit.
2. Tipples: titty nipples
Sentence use: My tipples are rock hard in this cold weather.
3. Brass Monkey: a metaphorical thermometer
Sentence use: "It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!"
4. Titty Bit Nipply: The weather is cold enough for your nipples to become erect.
Sentence use: Turn on the heater, its a titty bit nipply.
5. Witch: (1) crazy bitches; (2) a word you use when talking about how cold it is
Sentence use: It's colder than a witches scrotum outside.
6. Snotsicle: when yo snot be runnin' down yo schnizzle when it be hawkin' and it freezes into a stalagtite lookin mofo!
Special sentence use: It's so cold outside I got a snotsicle that should be on display in Luray Caverns.
*All definitions and some sentences are from www.urbandictionary.com*
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